I add some to my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Seriously. Every game more than 10 years old should be on the Internet Archive. Fuck copyright and intellectual property.

I feel like these people know their limits very well and stop themselves before getting anywhere close to dying. Obviously, something could happen outside of their control and cause a fatal accident but the same could be said about someone going for a walk. I’ve certainly been in positions where I pushed up against my limits, thought to myself “I don’t want to die today”, and dialled it back down.

The hiring department wants to see how hard you can grovel and beg for an entry level position that pays a non-living wage when you divide your salary by actual hours worked.

broke: small business

woke: companette

I have stiff neck and I must crack

Stanford scientists have unfortunately taken their lives by shooting themselves in the back of the head, stuffing their lifeless corpses into oil drums, filling them with cement, and dumping them into the ocean.

That’s how a real self-starter does time theft!

Always take my shits and then punch out for lunch right after. Also, never shit at home when you can get paid to shit.

Also the best Wesker appearance.