Mods ban me. I don’t want to be here anymore and forgot my password to delete account.

You can’t tell the difference between NDT and Bill Cosby, lol.

He’s aged so radically that he gets mistaken for Harvey Weinstein in public.

I thought this was going to be the send up for a joke. Now I’m sad.

Love to cosplay a Union soldier dying of dysentery after drinking a pint of milk “for hydration”.

I was pleasantly surprised when QE2’s funeral failed to break the record for funeral attended by most heads of state.

Your legacy stands to this day, Tito.

Anybody else remember Google Glass, and how that project was abandoned after Bay Area beta testers kept getting mugged and bullied in public?

I’ll attack whatever I goddamn feel like. Fuck leafblowers.