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it fun. also really horny :volcel-judge:

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yeah it is pretty good! What surprised me was how almost all the characters were compelling, except for Heimmerdinger or however it’s spelled, him just constantly saying :blob-stop: without justifying himself and going :surprised-pika: when seeing poverty was really annoying.

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is it still worth a read?

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  • give kids access to software designed to constantly undermine their attention through manipulative design. Don’t blame Google OK?
  • keep them at home or doing some adult supervised activity 24/7. Unsupervised play among their peers is dangerous, they could be kidnapped!
  • school is just a giant prep course for a series of standardized tests. If your kid sees no point in that, though luck!
  • kid can’t focus/sleep/is acting out? Give them drugs!
  • what do you mean this is not how humans have developed for most of their existence?
  • Oh, so you want out? OK, how much cash do you have??? :porky-happy:

keep in mind I’m a dipshit who has never had to raise a kid, but things look bleak indeed.

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I think this is just a consequence of people not having a name for 3d zelda-like combat (third person + lock-on + roll) until dark souls became popular. It was under the vague umbrella of “action games”, which is not really helpful in describing anything. So I think it’s fine, call whatever you want a dark souls/earthbound/rogue-like if you feel it’s a useful shorthand.

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has anyone made a parody game where the whole thing is just an endless sequence of launchers? It sounds like it should be a thing

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YTA. His pizzeria, his rules!

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You could get a team of, like, five enthusiasts together and they could give you something substantially more interesting in like six months.

It’s called Sonic Mania

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Of course it started with a gaming webcomic.

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